{"id":31193,"date":"2012-11-16T09:36:51","date_gmt":"2012-11-16T09:36:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cinevox.be\/?p=31193"},"modified":"2013-04-24T12:41:13","modified_gmt":"2013-04-24T12:41:13","slug":"bxlusa-la-bande-annonce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/welovecinema.be\/fr\/bxlusa-la-bande-annonce\/","title":{"rendered":"Bxl\/USA : la bande-annonce"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gratuite, amie fid\u00e8le et d\u00e9vou\u00e9e entre toutes, s\u2019occupe de la vieille Florette et lui lit son courrier. Les nouvelles du jour sont mauvaises: l\u2019h\u00f4pital informe Florette que ses tests ophtalmologiques sont n\u00e9gatifs et qu\u2019elle va perdre la vue.<\/p>\n<p>Pour \u00e9luder cette terrible tuile, Gratuite, prise de court, invente \u00e0 la vieille dame qu\u2019elle est enfin s\u00e9lectionn\u00e9e au Global Singer Award, un radio-crochet californien auquel elle postule sans succ\u00e8s depuis plus de 15 ans.<\/p>\n<p>Folle de joie, Florette se voit chanter aux States!\u2026 Dans l\u2019enthousiasme, elle confie ses \u00e9conomies \u00e0 son amie pour acheter deux billets d\u2019avion. Un peu honteuse de son mensonge, Gratuite contacte L\u00e9opold, le fils de Florette, pour l\u2019informer de l\u2019\u00e9tat de sant\u00e9 de sa m\u00e8re avec qui il est en froid depuis\u00a0longtemps.<\/p>\n<p>Apr\u00e8s une soir\u00e9e trop arros\u00e9e, Gratuite, L\u00e9opold, Ruddy (le pote de L\u00e9opold) et le Pakos (un pakistanais de passage) perdent l\u2019argent du voyage. Double cata : L\u00e9opold va \u00e0 nouveau d\u00e9cevoir sa m\u00e8re et, surtout, il n\u2019apprendra jamais le nom de son p\u00e8re biologique qu\u2019il esp\u00e9rait soutirer en \u00e9change de son aide.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c0 moins que\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Profitant de la c\u00e9cit\u00e9 de la vieille dame, le malin mytho met au point un invraisemblable plan pour lui faire croire qu\u2019ils sont aux USA\u2026 alors qu\u2019ils n\u2019ont pas quitt\u00e9 la Belgique.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gratuite, amie fid\u00e8le et d\u00e9vou\u00e9e entre toutes, s\u2019occupe de la vieille Florette et lui lit son courrier. Les nouvelles du jour sont mauvaises: l\u2019h\u00f4pital informe Florette que ses tests ophtalmologiques sont n\u00e9gatifs et qu\u2019elle va perdre la vue. 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